Tom was a daydreaming office schlub.
What will he be like as a chicken, cow, tiger, tree
and Austrian art teacher from 1896?
Napoleon was a pig with dreams of revolution.
What will he be like as Joseph Stalin?
Shirley was a zoo keeper with a big heart
and a weakness for helping others.
When will she learn?
Sal was a cop. Then a cop. Then a cop several times after that.
What will he be like as the leader of a coalition
sworn to hunt Tom for the rest of his lives?
“Simpson’s prose adroitly wields deadpan comedy…
A wild ride on a picaresque path to some kind of wisdom.”
—Kirkus Reviews
